This is a section of a job posting with the Government of Canada. A family member sent it my way – thinking I would get a kick out of it. I did. Read it, it gets better with every word (suffice to say - candidates that apply for this are not Tungle material).
If you don't believe me, here is the full job description.
WORKING CONDITIONS
1. Physical Effort
Long periods of sitting when working on the computer or chairing or attending meetings. There may be some walking between buildings to attend meetings.
2. Physical Environment
Located in a comfortable work area, with daily exposure to glare from computers and eye focus during long periods of extensive reading. Natural light may not be available.
3. Sensory Attention
There is a requirement for periods of prolonged concentration when using a personal computer, writing and reviewing policy proposals and other documents and conducting research and analysis where attention to detail is paramount. The incumbent must pay close and constant visual attention when proofreading documents. The Senior Policy and Project Officer must maintain focused aural and visual attention when leading or participating in committees and meetings and be aware of the changing stimuli such as reactions, inaccuracies in the transmission and understanding of information among all parties, vested interest of some participants that are counter to achieving consensus, etc., in order to identify and successfully deal with these factors.
4. Mental Stress
Stress is constant and results from: responding to requests from senior management, working groups, clients and other stakeholders/partners; adherence to tight deadlines and last-minute changes; providing advice and taking action on complex requests on a wide variety of issues in short time frames; balancing multiple or conflicting demands, and negotiating time frames and deliverables. Mental stress is also experienced when attending meetings held under strained circumstances when there is the need to achieve agreement in the face of considerable resistance. The need for the highest quality of service delivery also adds to the mental stress.






